I know everyone hates you, but if you want more friends you should stop ending the weekend before we're all ready. Because of you I have to go back to class and return to the real world. That's just not cool, man.
You should be more like Friday, the start of the weekend, everyone loves Friday. If this were high school, Friday would totally be Prom Queen and you would be that guy no one really likes because he smells sort of funny and has no social skills.
Or you could be like Saturday and have awesome parties for Tricia and Derick that have entirely too much tequila, so that you have to spend all day Sunday relaxing.
You know how much everyone loves you on holidays? Long weekends are the best. Imagine how awesome you could be if every Monday was a day to relax. Then you could show everyone what an asshole Tuesday really is.
Just some things for you to think about.
Regards,
Libby
1 comment:
Fun times!
Love the post!
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