I'm very sensitive to alarm clocks. After I use the same one a couple times, my body will actually wake up to the pre-alarm "pop" or "click" that a lot of alarms make; if I'm using my phone's alarm like a normal modern person and not some cave dweller who still uses a clock radio, my body just becomes sort of half awake around the time my alarm usually goes off.
Woody can sleep through the first thirty seconds of any alarm. Actually, I'm pretty sure he could sleep through longer periods, it's just that after thirty seconds I have either turned it off myself or failed to find it and thus begin throwing pillows at him until he wakes up and turns it off.
I've been experiencing a lot of what I call Sleep Envy since the end of the semester. Woody falls asleep about two hours before I do every night and usually, although not always, sleeps in later. This is just wrong, all wrong. I love sleep more than any normal person should and I consider it a universal injustice if anyone I know gets to sleep when I cannot.
So this morning when Woody's alarm woke me up because we have to move the rest of our stuff back to Richmond - and I'd like to point out that he is currently sleeping right now- I thought I would pretend not to hear it and let him wake up and turn it off. After like 15 seconds of buzzing he hit the snooze button so just as I had gotten back to sleep - alright, alright - I'm up!
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