Not so bad?

I was feeling rather depressed today as I walked across campus, because it is cold and overcast and I did not wear nearly enough layers - to the point where I seriously might go buy a sweatshirt at the bookstore today - and being just generally unhappy with the fact that is Monday, it is early, and it is a very long day for me.

And then I saw someone whom I can only assume is a professor, walking across campus with a spectacular handlebar mustache, and I thought - wow. That fellow either has a wonderful sense of humor or a horrific sense of fashion. And I smiled as the wind blew right through my shirt and I felt the cold of winter within my bones.

Thank you, sir, for ignoring the rules with reckless abandon, for without people like you, I would have no one to mock.