What the what

I was making a shopping list on my phone today, and I opened up the Notes app where I usually like to keep my shopping list. And I found this gem waiting for me:

Dated August 24, 4:03 am.

1. Girl Power
2. Experience.
3. Foreign Policy
4. Bladder control
5. Naps

This, apparently, is the kind of thing my mind comes up with when it is sleep deprived. I can't tell you how much I wish I had labeled this particular list because I'd really, really like to know what this is a list of. I'd also like to know especially what numbers 3&4 have to do with each other. If you have any insight into this situation please leave a message in the comments.

I will also be turning the sleep-deprived version of myself over to the authorities because she is CLEARLY up to no good.