The Difference Between Men and Women

This is how I would answer the following question:
Q: Is Nyjer Morgan playing tonight?
A: No, he got injured, I'm not sure what happened. I haven't seen him play for a few games now. I hope it's not serious! He is my favorite.

This is how a man* answers this question:
Q: Is Nyjer Morgan playing tonight?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A. He's still hurt.
Q: What happened?
A: Hurt his hip.
Q: How?
A: I don't know.

It doesn't matter what the question is, it's just a difference between us. Men only want the minimum facts when they ask a question like that, so it's all they give you. Women want to know every detail about everything, so that's what they tell you- everything they know, plus some stuff that you didn't ask for, just for the hell of it.

*may or may not be based on an actual conversation.