That just happened

I just had this conversation with David:

D: Did you hear about the tennis game?
L: Nope.
D: You know what Wimbledon is, right?
L: Yes! Starring Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst.
D: ... Anyway

He went on to talk about a crazy 10 hour game or something, I'm gonna be honest, I care about tennis about as much as I care about soccer, which is: not at all. My parents did try to bring me up right, they watch all the tennis tournaments, and have ever since I can remember.

I don't like tennis because I can't follow the scoring. Make every score go up by the same integers and I will be on board. Maybe. 10? 15? Love? Why do they switch to words instead of numbers? How does that make sense at all? I mean golf has everything backwards with the low score winning, but at least they don't randomly go from 3 under par to BANANA.

And for the record:
Did I know Wimbledon is a real thing? Yes.
Did I realize David was not talking about the movie? Nope.


While we are at it, here is what I know about the World Cup:
1. Soccer
2. This year Americans seem to be pissed at the umpires
3. Vuvuzela!

Don't get me started on football. Just don't. And the last time I watched a basketball game, I annoyed all of David's friends by asking how many innings there were.

I think I will just stick to baseball, thanks.